35. Go to an outdoor cinema

7 04 2012

I did this over two months ago. The Iron Lady at the open air cinema at Lady Macquarie's Chair, Sydney.





32. See some live comedy

7 04 2012

I have been seeing a lot of live comedy this week.

It’s the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and you can no longer walk down Swanston Street in the CBD without being attacked by at least one person trying to give you a flyer of a “hilarious” new show.

When we first got to talking about booking tickets to shows, I had set myself a limit of $100 to see as much good stuff as I good. With that stupidly strong Australian economy that was realistically going to buy me 3 shows so instead I turned to my old comping habit to get me to more shows. And oh, how it worked.

It started last Sunday when Lara and I went and saw Michael Chamberlin’s ‘Joy and Desire’. He was funny although the tiny Acacia Room in the Victoria Hotel made for a very quiet (and sweaty) show. Monday night was Charlie Pickering’s turn to wow us and oh how he did. He performs really intelligent comedy with a somewhat surprising moral message at the end of the show that only added to his beautifulness. Oh and he did a truly hilarious (and accurate) impression of what every news show is, whilst simultaneously mocking The Project throughout the show.

On Thursday Lara had won tickets to see Greg Behrendt (Author of He’s Just Not That Into You/Script Consultant on Sex In The City) whose comedic style was all very American with quick, disjointed cheap jokes getting the laughs but the show didn’t really have any running theme.

Then yesterday we had some daytime laughs at a live recording of Triple J’s Good Az Friday in the Melbourne Town Hall. We saw short sets from Stephen K Amos, Celia Pacquola and Ronnie Chieng amongst many other not-so-funny people. We also got to see Lisa Mitchell perform her new song Spiritus and a cover for Like A Version. Oh and Tom Ballard and Alex Dyson were very funny. Especially when they had to put up with Jake the disagreeable listener who was supposed to be a humourous disagreeable listener but actually came across as a homophobic racist.

There were also free chocolate eggs thrown at the crowd, but apparently they tasted revolting.

Considering the entire event was put on for free though, it was a great way to spend Good Friday when you’re on the opposite side of the world to most of your family and friends.

Tomorrow Lucy and I are seeing either Alex Horne or The Bedroom Philosopher (we’re double booked so if anyone recommends one over the other then let me know…)

Oh, and I have spent $55 booking tickets to see David O’Doherty and Simon Amstell.

So yes, I certainly have fulfilled this list item. April is definitely the month for Live Comedy in Melbourne.





9. Be in the audience of a TV show

7 04 2012

Oh yes.

Almost a fortnight ago, Lucy, two of her housemates and I headed off to Gordon Street in Elsternwick to see the recording of Adam Hills in Gordon Street Tonight. This in itself was very exciting for me, but the show we were going to was even more amazing than usual, because a TV Mass Same-Sex wedding was taking place after the usual recording.

Dressed in our wedding get-up we entered the first studio to watch Adam Hills interview Hamish Blake (One half of Hamish and Andy – I love him quite a bit), Shannon Bennett (Chef at Vue de Monde – one of the best restaurants in Melbourne) and Noni Hazelhurst (Childrens TV Presenter extraordinaire). The filming was really fun to watch and the audience were really involved with me being picked on to tell a story involving jellyfish, olive oil and Middle Aged Turkish men which thankfully never made it to air.

After the usual recording there was a short break so we headed to the canteen to make the most of the free tortilla chips before returning to a different studio which had been completely decked out to look like a wedding venue.

We watched 41 couples get TV married all reading out their vows at the same time, then watched Adam Ant perform live again (he’d already performed for us in the first studio – twice in fact, after the first song didn’t record properly).

The evening was great fun and I’d totally recommend applying for audience tickets for the next series (assuming there is going to be one). I think I might go after audience tickets to see The Project some time soon now.

Oh and you know what? I really don’t get the Adam Ant love. He was a bit weird and vocally poor. Yeah, I went there.





25. Go to the Melbourne International Food and Drink Festival

7 04 2012

I did this over a month ago.

After volunteering at the Family Foodie Festival I headed off to the Food Truck Jam out the back of Flinders Street Station where I was greeted by Cornutopia’s stand. I bought myself a dinner of corn on the cobs, deconstructed nachos and popcorn and loved it.

The next day I returned to the Food Jam hoping to complete another item on my list (number 51) but alas I was too late and all of the trucks had sold out. I guess I’ll have to hunt down the Taco Truck another day…

Anyway, here’s what I got from Cornutopia…





59. Visit an art gallery

5 04 2012

First things first, I am sorry for not blogging in ages. I’ve been very busy (as will soon become apparent) and when I have been at home I’ve been having to do assignments (who’d have thought studying abroad would actually involve studying?!)

Over the course of the next few days I expect I’ll be posting updates on many things I’ve been up to in the past fortnight but I had to post about tonight’s escapades immediately.

As you may be aware, when I moved to Australia I brought my competition entering-ness with me and as such have enjoyed cinema tickets, fashion shows and many comedy shows (to be blogged about shortly). But tonight I’d won two tickets to the opening of a new exhibition at the National Gallery of Victoria from the lovely people at Lavazza.

I took my friend Lara (who has seemingly been desperate for a namedrop on this blog for far too long) who fortunately advised me not to wear my usual jeans and tee ensemble in favour of something more sophisticated. Indeed when we turned up at the gallery’s Federation Square venue it became very clear we were mixing with the high art society of the city.

Whilst Lara made the most of the complimentary beverages, we listened to speeches from different people involved in the curation of Fred Williams ‘Infinite Horizons’ before making our way upstairs to the galleries.

Wow. 

I was completely entranced by Williams’ artwork.

His Australian Landscapes managed to juxtapose the wealth of colours and joy of the nation with dark, sombre undertones. A particularly powerful piece was ‘After the fire’ which depicted a grey landscape of burnt, fallen trees. In contrast, ‘Fairy Penguins’ was a delicate painting – with much finer brushwork – that captured the animals perfectly. Even ‘The Studio’ – a chance to look behind the scenes of his paintings – was an incredible painting with a great use of light and darkness.

So many of his paintings were heavily focused on rural Australia and it reinforced my desire to get out of the city and see the true country. I’ve been learning lots recently about indigenous life across a couple of my subjects and feel enriched by my new knowledge. If I were ever to have the chance to go and do linguistic research in a community or even to go and do some sort of volunteer work I’d be grabbing it with both arms. I’ve never, ever been this fascinated by anything before.

Fred Williams ‘Infinite Horizons’ opens officially on 7 April at The National Gallery of Victoria’s The Ian Potter Centre in Federation Square. It’s a ticketed exhibition but totally worth the investment. If you leave half as inspired about the country as I did, you’ll leave with a more enriched view of life. To see a poor man’s snippet of his inspiring artwork click here.

Oh, and make sure you go to the back of the Fred Kruger exhibition in the opposite room. There you’ll find Fred Williams’ Pilbara series as well as some more contemporary Australian Art including a particularly poignant piece ‘Little Johnny’ by Richard Bell which perfectly captures the disgust at John Howard’s lack of an apology with the words “I am not sorry” hidden amongst a sea of colour.

So yes, I am inspired. And I wish I could see one tenth of the Australian Landscapes I saw this evening in the real world.

The harsh, beautiful land that is Australia.





72. See Butterfly Boucher play live/fail to stalk Missy Higgins

22 03 2012

I’ll admit it, I’m a cyberstalker. Not in a creepy way – in fact I’ve very much eased off on the Facebook/Twitter searches I’ve been known to partake in since arriving in Australia – but let’s just say I have a mild Twitter addiction and am pretty much in love with every song Missy Higgins has ever performed/live by her tweets (Y’know how I now live in Melbourne studying Aboriginal Linguistics with plans to travel to Broome – I guess there was some influence.)

When you factor in all these aspects of my life it comes as no surprise that I pay quite a lot of attention to Missy Higgins’ Twitter profile and when she tweeted the link to Butterfly Boucher’s new single 5678 I decided I rather liked it. I subscribed to Butterfly’s mailing list, got a few free downloads and promptly booked myself and Lucy tickets to her gig at the Northcote Social Club. I booked the tickets on the premise of learning more about Boucher’s music, but I guess there was always a niggling hope that Higgins may appear on stage – even if just with a tambourine – to support her friend. Alas this was not the case…

After exploring the ‘trendy’ High Street (I despise the word trendy, Lucy lives by it) we found ourselves enjoying deliciously crisp pizza at Pizza Meine Liebe and learning what Silverbeet was (apparently this is common knowledge in Australia and we had to justify the question with “We are English”).

Anyway, we headed to the venue around  8:15 expecting the gig to be in full swing after doors opening at 7:30. What we actually found was a completely empty venue that we felt immediately awkward in so ran upstairs to the toilets to play it cool.

As we entered a woman in the toilets immediately clarified the poignant bathroom aroma was not produced by her and only after she left the room did Lucy and I look at one another and reassure eachother that the lady we’d just had awkward toilet conversation with was, in fact, Butterfly Boucher.

It turns out one of the two support acts had to bail due food poisoning so everything had been moved back a bit but the remaining support act Yeo gave a very enjoyable performance that left both Lucy and I a bit in love with him. Lucy bagsied him first though. She may or may not now indulge in a bit of the aforementioned cyberstalking.

His set ended. We clapped. Then Lucy returned to the bathroom. Only to have another toilet encounter with Butterfly – this time discussing the intricacies of the Social Club’s inconsistent hand dryer. The toilets in Northcote Social Club are clearly the place to be seen.

Anyway, Butterfly’s set was mighty fine. She played songs from her first album (evidently loved by the crowd’s long term fans), her second album (which she asserted had never really had an Australian release so probably wasn’t particularly well known) and her third album (which is to be released on Friday April 13th). All songs performed were pretty darn super and her stage banter really enamoured everyone in the small venue.

Highlights for me had to be Another White Dash from her debut and the set’s culmination (Boucher hails from the same ‘No Encore’ crew as Missy Higgins) with the dance infused 5678.

All in all it was a great gig that I’d definitely recommend to folks in Canberra and Sydney where Boucher is heading later this week.

So even though I’d seen a photo of Butterfly and Missy together earlier in the day and watched many-a-Youtube clip of them together in stage, tonight was not to be the night that I finally saw Missy Higgins in the flesh. It’s been seven years waiting, so I guess a bit longer won’t do me any harm. Although she’d really better tour before August or else I may never return to Manchester.

But still, the night was really all about Butterfly Boucher. And to use her own (slightly incomprehensible) words, my mind was blowned.





70. Go to LMFF

14 03 2012

Thanks to The (uber-lovely) Fashion Stylista, my friend who’d studied abroad in Manchester last year,  Annamiek, and I headed to the Mimco catwalk show at the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival.

Actually, before we even left for the show the evening started very well with a delicious home-cooked roast by Annamiek’s family. Roast beef. Potatoes. Carrots. Green Beans. Basically all my favourite foods on a plate.

So me and my full stomach headed off to Docklands’ Pier 14 to see the show. We followed the sea of pretty dresses to the Maia shed and took our seats to watch the show. At this point I had my first Neighbours spot of my travels. Oh yes, Gemma Pranita (Jade Mitchell) was there and used the line “I’m from Neighbours” to the blank-faced Mimco staff to blag her way to the front row. Considering it’s become very apparent that no Australians watch Neighbours, I’m considering trying out this line myself some time.

The show itself was pretty quick (as are all catwalk shows) but showcased all the new Mimco accessories in three sections. Big statement necklaces, fur and impractical (but lovely) umbrellas seem to be what we should look out  for.

To top the evening off we all left with a goodie bag including a shiny new Mimco umbrella which was the perfect gift considering my $5 umbrella has just broken after less than a month of usage.

So yes, it was a lovely evening and the fashion festival itself really brought Docklands to life.









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